__( 'Simple dark about page', 'twentytwentytwo' ), 'categories' => array( 'pages' ), 'content' => '
' . esc_html__( 'Oh hello. My name’s Jesús, and you’ve found your way to my website. I’m an avid bird watcher, and I also broadcast my own radio show on Tuesday evenings at 11PM EDT.', 'twentytwentytwo' ) . '