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' . wp_kses_post( __( 'Oh hello. My name’s Angelo, and I operate this blog. I was born in Portland, but I currently live in upstate New York. You may recognize me from publications with names like Eagle Beagle and Mourning Dive. I write for a living.
I usually use this blog to catalog extensive lists of birds and other things that I find interesting. If you find an error with one of my lists, please keep it to yourself.
If that’s not your cup of tea, I definitely recommend this tea. It’s my favorite.', 'twentytwentytwo' ) ) . '